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Masters of Ceremonies – bringing more flavour than the canapés
Holy Scratchimony is the loved-up side of WhatAboutTheDJs – a Manchester based collective, beyond passionate about music, the power it holds and the memories it creates.
Since 2009, our DJs have sonically set the scene for Artist Residence Hotels, Dazed Magazine, Manchester International Festival, Northern Monk, Peddler, Secret Cinema, Smirnoff – as well as sharing stages with Alchemist, Carl Barât (The Libertines), Chali 2na (Jurassic 5), Chris Read, Dead Prez, Hot Chip, Just Blaze, Mark E, Maureen ‘Ma Dukes’ Yancey (J Dilla), Metronomy, Onra, Peanut Butter Wolf (Stones Throw Records), DJ Woody, Zed Bias… Oh and Martin Kemp.
We bring the festival feel to weddings across the UK, liaising with venues to ensure you can remain relaxed as possible and focus on the crucial stuff. We do this with love and with care – not just for the music, but for you, your guests and your big day.
Contact us today and let’s talk tunes:
Latest Reviews
Couldn’t have asked for any more
Tom was exceptional from start to finish. He went above and beyond to accommodate us last minute after being let down elsewhere. Despite the tight time frame he made every effort to ensure he had enough information to curate a set that suited our very varied and sometimes clashing music tastes.
We were both chuffed to bits with it! He took into account our likes, dislikes and absolute yes’s and no’s, as well as going with the mood on the night and playing banger after banger to keep the dance floor full. He also delighted our wedding party with his insane mixing skills. We couldn’t have asked for more from the company!
Thank you for making it a night to remember!
Brilliant Experience
Tom was a pleasure to work with and really put us at ease throughout the entire process. He was our most chill wedding supplier and just a really nice person as well!
He created an absolutely banging set and mixed in a really fun way that had people dancing all night long!
We would highly recommend Holy Scratchimony for anyone looking for something different than the typical wedding DJ and bespoke to you.
Thanks again for everything!
Roisin and Julien
Best DJ ever!
We booked Holy Scratchimony for our wedding and it was the best decision we made! We wanted a DJ who could bring the party and he did exactly that!
We met with Tom a couple of months before our wedding to discuss music and it was great to meet him and he was really thorough with his questions and it felt like he really understood what we wanted and put us at ease. We went away from that first meeting super excited for his set!
In the lead up to the wedding he was great at checking in to make sure all was good ahead of the day.
On the day he arrived with PA, lights and created a curated playlist for during the dinner before his set, this was all organised seamlessly with the venue and we didn’t have to do a thing which took the stress off!
We knew he was going to do a great job on the set but it was even better than we expected! Everyone was on the dance floor all night and the mixes were so good! The sound quality was great! After the wedding he sends through an MP3 of the set which we’re listening to as we write this and it’s an amazing memory to have!
Finally, we have to say Tom is such a friendly guy, really easy to chat to and he even gave us excellent recommendations for our honeymoon. We will 100% be getting in touch again for any other event and would recommend to book with Holy Scratchimony if you’re thinking about it!
Really ‘got’ us
We were pretty worried about getting a ‘generic’ wedding DJ but holy scratchimony completely exceeded our expectations. Tom’s set was perfect for our wedding and really bought people onto the floor. We had numerous friends say it perfectly matched us which made it really special. The effort put into the playlist was obvious to see. From start to finish Tom was awesome to communicate with and even traveled to meet us in person. Thank you for such a good time!
The best of the best
Tom has an incredible amount of knowledge, his approach to planning our DJ set was so collaborative and a really enjoyable experience. As two people who really love music, having a good DJ who seamlessly brought the vibes was so important, and Holy Scratchimony deliver that ten fold.
We’ve listened back to our set multiple times already and being able to relive the night is a perfect added bonus to booking Tom and the gang!
Thank you – for travelling to the middle-of-nowhere-Wales, for upping the ante for all our friends’ weddings to come, and for making our wedding day unforgettable.
Perfect Personalised DJ Experience
We had Tom DJ our wedding day and despite it being an extremely hot day I stayed dancing for hours.
We had met with Tom and through discussions with us, he found out mine and my partner’s vaired music taste and formulated a 5 hour set that was perfect for us, all our favorites from dance to rock to rap were featured with seamless mixing and cool transitions.
Couldn’t speak more highly of the setlist. If you want your dancefloor to reflect you as a couple and not just the expected hits Tom and Holy Scratchimony are the answer.
Look forward to listening to our playlist again and hope to find ourselves at another wedding DJ’d by Holy Scratchimony soon!
Insanely amazing wedding DJs with a real personal touch!
Tom was truly the greatest DJ we could have asked for.
We met for a coffee a few weeks before the wedding to get to know each other and talk tunes – the kind of vibes we’d love, anything we’d hate, the guilty pleasures to sneak in etc!
This was such a lovely touch I wish all our wedding suppliers did! I felt so at ease about our wedding DJ leading up to the wedding after meeting Tom, I knew we were in safe hands.
We talked to Tom about our first dance and how we both felt a bit awkward about it, he shortened it for us and mixed into a second tune so we only had to be on our own for the first min and a half before it blended into another tune that everyone else could join in dancing to. Tom sent us a few options for this before the wedding that we could pick, again such a nice and personal tunes…
On the day Tom knew exactly how to cater to the guests at the wedding… pulling out the bangers when everyone was dancing and chilling a little when people were grabbing a drink/eating etc!
I told Tom I’d love a mix of hacienda vibes, with indie bangers, hip hop/rnb classics and a bit of emo/pop punk. He catered to our tastes EXACTLY. All our guests commented how insane the set was! I suspect Tom and the guys will be in high demand!
To top it all off Tom has sent us an MP3 file of our entire set that’s helping us relive the night and get us through the wedding blues. Absolutely class DJ, a top class set and most importantly such a sound guy.
The best around!
Holy Scratchimony were an absolute dream to work with whilst in the throes of wedding planning!
Tom was friendly and approachable and (luckily) no song request was too bonkers! We really didn’t want ‘traditional’ wedding songs, so it was great fun to discuss a more personalised set list which would cover any and all genres!
On the day, Holy Scratchimony matched the high wedding energy, and guests are still talking about some of those mixes!
Receiving the full set list after is such an added bonus- we just need an excuse for a house party now!
Many thanks for all your hard work and advice along the way!
Carly & Tom
Took our brief and made it perfect
Cannot recommend these guys enough. Tom was so fantastic and really took our brief and made it perfect. He met with us and got to know just what we wanted. If you are looking for something unique and not a hint of cheesy wedding music then book them! We haven’t stopped listening to our MP3 since he sent it after the wedding!! Thank you so much for making our evening so fun. You got everyone on the dance floor and we just had so much fun.
Perfect from start to finish
We had the pleasure of having Tom with us on our wedding day as our DJ for the evening reception. When we were looking for DJs we both wanted someone who could actually work decks and not just stick a premade Spotify playlist on. Tom is sooo experienced with decks and mixing and I’m pretty sure he knows every genre inside and out, which made planning ideas for our set really easy.
Emails were always so friendly and quick and we chatted really informally. Tom met us at a location and date/time to suit us and was really flexible with our schedules and he was the only supplier we actually met in person before the day which was so special for me personally as it relieved any anxiety I had on the day from the DJ point of view, already feeling like we’d bonded and got friendly beforehand.
I was worried about making silly suggestions for songs but he was so pumped about all our ideas and he put it all together so well. Cha Cha Cha will never be the same now I’ve heard Tom’s remix!
Absolutely epic night, a proper DJ set like we created our own personal show and we even got sent the whole set a few days later so we can listen over and over. Top guy, so down to earth and he’s genuinely excited to be part of your big day.
I mean nothing says dedicated like staying doing our set til 1am before his morning flight to France the next day! Just amazing.
Thanks so much!!! Love and light.
Amazing mixing, varied styles of music, unique playlist.
We were really happy with the music at our wedding – a lot of our guests said it was the best wedding music they have ever heard.
Tom has created a really great atmosphere, was super professional, didn’t mind people asking for requests, staying patient and smiley with people who had maybe a few too many.
Would highly recommend for those who are looking for a more unique/personalised approach to their wedding playlist.
Amazing!!!!!
Tom did a fantastic job DJing our wedding, we could not be more pleased with the outcome. He was super friendly and approachable and he did a great job taking what we wanted into consideration. He also sent us the final mix to keep forever!















WhatAboutThe Wedding DJs?

Masters of Ceremonies
bringing more flavour
than the canapés
Holy Scratchimony is the loved-up side of WhatAboutTheDJs – a Manchester based collective, beyond passionate about music, the power it holds and the memories it creates.
Since 2009, our DJs have sonically set the scene for Artist Residence Hotels, Dazed Magazine, Manchester International Festival, Northern Monk, Peddler, Secret Cinema, Smirnoff – as well as sharing stages with Alchemist, Carl Barât (The Libertines), Chali 2na (Jurassic 5), Chris Read, Dead Prez, Hot Chip, Just Blaze, Mark E, Maureen ‘Ma Dukes’ Yancey (J Dilla), Metronomy, Onra, Peanut Butter Wolf (Stones Throw Records), DJ Woody, Zed Bias… Oh and Martin Kemp.
We bring the festival feel to weddings across the UK, liaising with venues to ensure you can remain relaxed as possible and focus on the crucial stuff. We do this with love and with care – not just for the music, but for you, your guests and your big day.
Contact us today and let’s talk tunes:















Latest Reviews
Couldn’t have asked for any more
Tom was exceptional from start to finish. He went above and beyond to accommodate us last minute after being let down elsewhere. Despite the tight time frame he made every effort to ensure he had enough information to curate a set that suited our very varied and sometimes clashing music tastes.
We were both chuffed to bits with it! He took into account our likes, dislikes and absolute yes’s and no’s, as well as going with the mood on the night and playing banger after banger to keep the dance floor full. He also delighted our wedding party with his insane mixing skills. We couldn’t have asked for more from the company!
Thank you for making it a night to remember!
Brilliant Experience
Tom was a pleasure to work with and really put us at ease throughout the entire process. He was our most chill wedding supplier and just a really nice person as well!
He created an absolutely banging set and mixed in a really fun way that had people dancing all night long!
We would highly recommend Holy Scratchimony for anyone looking for something different than the typical wedding DJ and bespoke to you.
Thanks again for everything!
Roisin and Julien
Best DJ ever!
We booked Holy Scratchimony for our wedding and it was the best decision we made! We wanted a DJ who could bring the party and he did exactly that!
We met with Tom a couple of months before our wedding to discuss music and it was great to meet him and he was really thorough with his questions and it felt like he really understood what we wanted and put us at ease. We went away from that first meeting super excited for his set!
In the lead up to the wedding he was great at checking in to make sure all was good ahead of the day.
On the day he arrived with PA, lights and created a curated playlist for during the dinner before his set, this was all organised seamlessly with the venue and we didn’t have to do a thing which took the stress off!
We knew he was going to do a great job on the set but it was even better than we expected! Everyone was on the dance floor all night and the mixes were so good! The sound quality was great! After the wedding he sends through an MP3 of the set which we’re listening to as we write this and it’s an amazing memory to have!
Finally, we have to say Tom is such a friendly guy, really easy to chat to and he even gave us excellent recommendations for our honeymoon. We will 100% be getting in touch again for any other event and would recommend to book with Holy Scratchimony if you’re thinking about it!
Really ‘got’ us
We were pretty worried about getting a ‘generic’ wedding DJ but holy scratchimony completely exceeded our expectations. Tom’s set was perfect for our wedding and really bought people onto the floor. We had numerous friends say it perfectly matched us which made it really special. The effort put into the playlist was obvious to see. From start to finish Tom was awesome to communicate with and even traveled to meet us in person. Thank you for such a good time!
The best of the best
Tom has an incredible amount of knowledge, his approach to planning our DJ set was so collaborative and a really enjoyable experience. As two people who really love music, having a good DJ who seamlessly brought the vibes was so important, and Holy Scratchimony deliver that ten fold.
We’ve listened back to our set multiple times already and being able to relive the night is a perfect added bonus to booking Tom and the gang!
Thank you – for travelling to the middle-of-nowhere-Wales, for upping the ante for all our friends’ weddings to come, and for making our wedding day unforgettable.
Perfect Personalised DJ Experience
We had Tom DJ our wedding day and despite it being an extremely hot day I stayed dancing for hours.
We had met with Tom and through discussions with us, he found out mine and my partner’s vaired music taste and formulated a 5 hour set that was perfect for us, all our favorites from dance to rock to rap were featured with seamless mixing and cool transitions.
Couldn’t speak more highly of the setlist. If you want your dancefloor to reflect you as a couple and not just the expected hits Tom and Holy Scratchimony are the answer.
Look forward to listening to our playlist again and hope to find ourselves at another wedding DJ’d by Holy Scratchimony soon!
Insanely amazing wedding DJs with a real personal touch!
Tom was truly the greatest DJ we could have asked for.
We met for a coffee a few weeks before the wedding to get to know each other and talk tunes – the kind of vibes we’d love, anything we’d hate, the guilty pleasures to sneak in etc!
This was such a lovely touch I wish all our wedding suppliers did! I felt so at ease about our wedding DJ leading up to the wedding after meeting Tom, I knew we were in safe hands.
We talked to Tom about our first dance and how we both felt a bit awkward about it, he shortened it for us and mixed into a second tune so we only had to be on our own for the first min and a half before it blended into another tune that everyone else could join in dancing to. Tom sent us a few options for this before the wedding that we could pick, again such a nice and personal tunes…
On the day Tom knew exactly how to cater to the guests at the wedding… pulling out the bangers when everyone was dancing and chilling a little when people were grabbing a drink/eating etc!
I told Tom I’d love a mix of hacienda vibes, with indie bangers, hip hop/rnb classics and a bit of emo/pop punk. He catered to our tastes EXACTLY. All our guests commented how insane the set was! I suspect Tom and the guys will be in high demand!
To top it all off Tom has sent us an MP3 file of our entire set that’s helping us relive the night and get us through the wedding blues. Absolutely class DJ, a top class set and most importantly such a sound guy.
The best around!
Holy Scratchimony were an absolute dream to work with whilst in the throes of wedding planning!
Tom was friendly and approachable and (luckily) no song request was too bonkers! We really didn’t want ‘traditional’ wedding songs, so it was great fun to discuss a more personalised set list which would cover any and all genres!
On the day, Holy Scratchimony matched the high wedding energy, and guests are still talking about some of those mixes!
Receiving the full set list after is such an added bonus- we just need an excuse for a house party now!
Many thanks for all your hard work and advice along the way!
Carly & Tom
Took our brief and made it perfect
Cannot recommend these guys enough. Tom was so fantastic and really took our brief and made it perfect. He met with us and got to know just what we wanted. If you are looking for something unique and not a hint of cheesy wedding music then book them! We haven’t stopped listening to our MP3 since he sent it after the wedding!! Thank you so much for making our evening so fun. You got everyone on the dance floor and we just had so much fun.
Perfect from start to finish
We had the pleasure of having Tom with us on our wedding day as our DJ for the evening reception. When we were looking for DJs we both wanted someone who could actually work decks and not just stick a premade Spotify playlist on. Tom is sooo experienced with decks and mixing and I’m pretty sure he knows every genre inside and out, which made planning ideas for our set really easy.
Emails were always so friendly and quick and we chatted really informally. Tom met us at a location and date/time to suit us and was really flexible with our schedules and he was the only supplier we actually met in person before the day which was so special for me personally as it relieved any anxiety I had on the day from the DJ point of view, already feeling like we’d bonded and got friendly beforehand.
I was worried about making silly suggestions for songs but he was so pumped about all our ideas and he put it all together so well. Cha Cha Cha will never be the same now I’ve heard Tom’s remix!
Absolutely epic night, a proper DJ set like we created our own personal show and we even got sent the whole set a few days later so we can listen over and over. Top guy, so down to earth and he’s genuinely excited to be part of your big day.
I mean nothing says dedicated like staying doing our set til 1am before his morning flight to France the next day! Just amazing.
Thanks so much!!! Love and light.
Amazing mixing, varied styles of music, unique playlist.
We were really happy with the music at our wedding – a lot of our guests said it was the best wedding music they have ever heard.
Tom has created a really great atmosphere, was super professional, didn’t mind people asking for requests, staying patient and smiley with people who had maybe a few too many.
Would highly recommend for those who are looking for a more unique/personalised approach to their wedding playlist.
Amazing!!!!!
Tom did a fantastic job DJing our wedding, we could not be more pleased with the outcome. He was super friendly and approachable and he did a great job taking what we wanted into consideration. He also sent us the final mix to keep forever!